Nature abhors a vacuum, but it’s got nothing on celebrity media, which has spent the last year buzzing with rumor, speculation, and snark about the closest thing to a royal wedding in the United States since JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette. Now that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding day has come and gone, onlookers around the globe — fans and haters alike — are contending with a possibility they don’t seem to have prepared for: a near-complete lack of confirmed facts.