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John Gonzalez


Storyteller. Mercenary.

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Jul 24, 2017

Flying back from 1976 Rome. I hope Carter is still president when we land

Jul 24, 2017

RT @ColleenWolfeNFL: Passenger: Do you have any champagne? Alitalia flight attendant: We're not French, we're Italian.

Jul 19, 2017

Man I don't know who bought that stuff for her but boy is that person in trouble 

Jul 16, 2017

Tip of the hat to @Dameshek who did most of this while we're tearing up various parts of Europe 

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