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@hartfieldhouse Unintended typo. I'm sober as a church lady.
Top 3 most hated amateur drunk holidays: 3. #NewYearsEve: Let's celebrate an arbitrary passage of time by crashing into a fence. 2. #CincoDeMayo: Co-opt minor Mexican holiday as excuse to get bombed. 3. #StPatricksDay: Perpetuates the stereotype that the Irish are all drunks.
#Boulder County scanner: Woman just reported that a black man with a rainbow hat and pot leaf socks just chased her with a sword.
At the risk of editorializing, if you are lighting couches on fire in #Boulder right now, you are a #douchebag and should stop destroying perfectly good furniture.
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