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The Saddest Performances of College Football Week 1

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By John Rich
| Barstool Sports
Welcome to a blog that I may or may not decide to do every week. I suppose it depends on how sad college football decides to be. But we had some real sad performances this weekend. Here they are, all in one place. Rutgers Loses at Home to UMass 37-21 Until Thursday night, I didn't think it was possible to out sad UMass at the game of football.
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Today in Small Town Politics – Missouri House Candidate Accused of Trying to Plant Cocaine and Adderall on His Opponent

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By John Rich
| Barstool Sports
AP – A candidate for the Missouri House made an initial court appearance Thursday on a federal drug charge accusing him of trying to plant cocaine and Adderall on his Republican primary opponent. I really don't like politics. Until they get small. I'm not even sure if this technically counts as "small town politics", but it's small enough potatoes for me. Once we're dealing with politicians who people outside a 10 mile radius have heard of, I'm out.
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Wanna See This Woman House a Burrito in 30 Seconds?

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By John Rich
| Barstool Sports
If she can devour burrito in 30.75 seconds, imagine what she could do with a penis? Sorry, sorry. I really wanted to type just that one sentence and submit the blog. I think that would have been funniest option. Make one terrible penis joke and get out. There's zero fat on that blog. 19 words counts the same as 1500 on the leaderboard. But I'll take the time to give a rare shoutout to the good people at Guinness World Records.
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