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Josh Slocum

Melbourne
As seen in: Medium, Political Ponerology, Substack, Blaze Media, Green Leap Forward, Conservative Review, Lucianne.com, Cause Action, Align, waltbismarck.com
Bloods, 49ers & Dubs supporter. Likes cats.

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Josh Slocum’s Biography

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Hi Josh here.

I'm a third of the team behind Aussie Guys NFL; Australia's most popular dedicated NFL website & podcast.

We have around 1800 subscribers & over 10000 Twitter followers.

I'm also the editor of the 'A Gap'; a weekly in season editorial on all things NFL. I also write annual team previews & of course several mock drafts!

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America: A nihilistic nursery for kidults of all ages Original

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By Josh Slocum
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America is in a schizophrenic mash-up that reverses childhood innocence and adult licentiousness. We treat children as if they were louche, hedonistic adults while we treat grown-ups like they’re still learning primary colors on wooden blocks. A visit to a restaurant in a tourist town in Vermont crystallized it for me. Stay with me while I set this up, then we’ll take a visit to an eatery I call There Will Be Pictures in Bright, Primary Colors! I asked a kid of about 14 for a knife.
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My abusive mother was not a victim — and neither is Lindsay Clancy Original

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By Josh Slocum
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You would think that growing up under an abusive, personality-disordered mother would immunize a writer like me from shock at women's bad behavior. That's what I always thought at least. Then I witnessed the extraordinary outpouring of female sympathy for Lindsay Clancy, the Massachusetts mother who killed her three children in 2023. Some Clancy girls now claim Lindsay’s poor husband, Patrick, actually killed the kids and framed her. How do they know this? Astrology of course.
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ROAD RULES REFRESH: Forgot how to drive? Let Uncle Josh bring you up to speed. Original

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By Josh Slocum
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Over the past 15 years, America has abandoned just about every social rule, every kind of etiquette, and every normative behavior that used to make public interaction bearable. I’ve decided it’s time to open Uncle Josh’s Finishing School. Unlike the establishments of yore that taught society girls the finer and fussier points of manners, my school will concentrate on remedial education. Today, we will be reviewing the rules of the road.
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