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Kyrie Gray

United States
As seen in: Yahoo Creators, Forge, Frazzled, Medium, Yahoo Life, Vulture, Yahoo
Generally fond of all cheese that is not moldy, writer of funny things and editor of the humor site @janewastebasket
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Humor: Hot Girl Phrases to Trademark Besides Hot Girls Read

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By Kyrie Gray
| Yahoo Creators
Woman Reading Book Vector Illustration. Magic of Literature Graphic Asset (AromaArt via Getty Images) Recently one creator angered the book-loving community by Trademarking the popular phrase "Hot Girls Read." I'm not a lawyer, so I don't know the rules. But I do have some ideas for other phrases that this creator might like to trademark.
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Humor: I'm the last slice of gourmet pizza and I will destroy this friendship

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By Kyrie Gray
| Yahoo Creators
Hand of man holding slice of pizza topped with ham and greens (Klaus Vedfelt via Getty Images) Please don't mind me. I'm simply a slice of pizza. Or, to be more specific, the last slice of a gourmet pizza that cost an astronomical 24 dollars. Little did you realize that the price would be so much higher than the one stated on the menu. Maybe you didn't think your order would be so small when it arrived. You all cooed and awed and lied when the waiter placed the ornate platter before you.
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Humor: Mundane versions of the Alpine Divorce

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By Kyrie Gray
| Yahoo Creators
Husband calms his wife down after an argument in a grocery supermarket, apologizing (JackF via Getty Images) You’ve heard of the Alpine Divorce, where a man abandons his partner in the middle of nature to succumb to the elements. Based off a crazy short story from 1893, you might think you’re safe if you avoid hiking. But abandonment can happen in even the most mundane of locations. Subway parting You’re both riding the subway. Bing! It’s your stop.
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