Once (or in my case, three times) a year, a child’s birthday comes around. And before I can even begin to think about buying invitations, I am met with a list of demands from each child that would even have Kim Kardashian's assistant shocked, saying, "Whoa! You want all of this?!" The thought of organising a child's party with a themed cake, the decorations, having to scrub every corner of your house to host.