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Lucy Sweet

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As seen in: The Big Issue, The Lucyverse, MSN UK, Daily Mail, The Independent (UK), Glamour (UK), Condé Nast Traveller, The Independent (US), OnTheWight, Standard Issue
I shout at the telly for the @bigissue and do copywriting and draw cartoons and eat. I think I'm funny and that's what counts.
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Tee-muescent Thursday

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By Lucy Sweet Verified
| The Lucyverse
I often wonder what the world would be like if it was designed by women. Would we have invented golf? It feels like the sort of thing a man would do - standing around in a big field doing fuck all for hours on end and fiddling around with different shaped sticks and tiny balls. Even if we had invented it, we certainly wouldn’t have had the audacity to pretend that it was a very important way to spend time, or create an exclusive world of power, money and influence around it.
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By Lucy Sweet Verified
| The Lucyverse
The Lucyverse is on tour in Màlaga, birthplace of Picasso and the destination of choice for rambunctious stag nights involving 36 Italian men dressed as traffic cones. It is so relentlessly sun-drenched that a local woman practically crawled into the lift with us complaining that it was ‘mucho hot.’ And if you’re wearing a traffic cone, I can imagine it would be mucho hotter, perhaps even very caliente indeed. The Lucyverse is a reader-supported publication.
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FRIDAY BARGAIN BUCKET ROUND UP

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By Lucy Sweet Verified
| The Lucyverse
It’s Friday! By the time you read this I will hopefully be on a beach in a pair of pequeño pantelones, soaking up the sun and eating crisps. Fingers crossed I won’t get dive-bombed by Spanish seagulls, but if I do, I’m hoping they’ll be the sophisticated European types who prefer boquerones and jazz. In Britain, seagulls are the Reform voters of the sky. The other day I saw one trying to open a packet of crackers by banging it relentlessly onto the roof of a car.
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