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@MattBors — 35,853 followers, 549 tweets

Nov 18, 2017

@ParkerMolloy Start by coarsely chopping the pubes. Begin vigorously kneading the clit for 5 mins, adding 2 tsp. olive oil. Salt to taste. At this point, woman will be screaming and calling police. This is a normal part of the orgasm.

Nov 17, 2017

Have a great weekend everyone, I’m pouring em long tonight

Nov 17, 2017

@BigMeanInternet There's a good short comic by Brian Bolland called "An Innocent Guy" where a man plots to simply shoot Batman in the face for the thrill of it.

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