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@theMatthewLove — 734 followers, 615 tweets

Nov 08, 2017

Made this helpful guide: "When to Politicize Mass Shootings: A GOP Legislator's Timeline" https://t.co/oLhMeaxN5u

Oct 06, 2017

@danagould Re: The kitten-blinding ghost lobby. We're not against feline vision, per se, we're just very pro afterlife liberties.

Oct 06, 2017

Team Invisibility won the audience, but not my forehead, which strove for extreme visibility. #UptownShowdown https://t.co/jb1fR4ga43

Sep 26, 2017

Do not lose sight of the fact that this dotard is also responsible for the covfefe in Nambia.

Sep 14, 2017

Didn’t eat enough melon this summer. But so glad fall promises the apple and the impeach.

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