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@theMatthewLove — 737 followers, 616 tweets

I am told by @philip_rom that one of these new year's predictions already came true. Thank me when you eat at Trough. https://t.co/ZPJSeHyJd4
Made this helpful guide: "When to Politicize Mass Shootings: A GOP Legislator's Timeline" https://t.co/oLhMeaxN5u
@danagould Re: The kitten-blinding ghost lobby. We're not against feline vision, per se, we're just very pro afterlife liberties.
Team Invisibility won the audience, but not my forehead, which strove for extreme visibility. #UptownShowdown https://t.co/jb1fR4ga43
Do not lose sight of the fact that this dotard is also responsible for the covfefe in Nambia.
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