Styles reporter, The New York Times. AKA matthewschneier (IG), matthew.schneier [at] My other car is a @grievance.

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Jul 24, 2017

Imagine the fetid bar under the train tracks where all these idiots go to read their Nietzsche in their flip flops

Jul 24, 2017

Free idea: revive/rebrand Quaaludes as Quolludes. So 2017!

Jul 22, 2017

I broke a longstanding vow today and got into the ocean and then it didn't even wash me away. All that for nothing, smdh

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