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@NickMiller79 — 19,821 followers, 45,559 tweets

Nov 23, 2017

Jonny Bairstow is using a sticker-free bat & apparently Australia still have a "team song." Honestly don't know what the justification for continuing this series is.

Nov 23, 2017

@DawnHFoster On those last two examples, it seems clear that Brendan O'Neill has fathered a small dog.

Nov 23, 2017

@DavidMarples Indeed. Incidentally, going to make it my life's work to track down the glove/ball combo mentioned at the end of this https://t.co/85Le93lie8

Nov 23, 2017

Anyone else hear Jimmy Greaves when Chris Sutton is on commentary?

Nov 23, 2017

There will be no Guardian MBM on the Everton game, sources telling me because it will be "simply too sad".

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