There are no eternal cocktails, now we know. Exactly 12 years and four months ago, I joined the larger family of the Nation Media Group as a columnist. Over that period, I penned 712 articles—approximately 200,000 shy of a million words. More than 600 of these were published for the Nation and The EastAfrican. This article is my last as a columnist. As I bow out of the columnist stage, it is delightful to reflect on the eventful intellectual odyssey. Why, may I ask, did I take the column?