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@peterhartlaub — 13,811 followers, 19,821 tweets

Sep 22, 2017

@Travis_Flora I didn't even try. Will look for the right Legos and make my point over the weekend. Darth Maul might also be a good fit.

Sep 22, 2017

@zenhussy It does not, but he fluffed the pillows and put mints on them.

Sep 22, 2017

The Miracle on Ice call was good, but more needs to be said about the year Al Michaels called 49ers games w/ Lon Simmons and this cool perm. https://t.co/3MPBl3DwLu

Sep 22, 2017

My son has renamed our living room "Milolandia," is charging us to stay there, and says I can pay more for "an exclusive VIP experience."

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