Which would leave the more troubling truth largely unexamined: That even in 2026, it is entirely possible to unironically narrate for an audience an incident about sexually assaulting a woman because you bought her biryani and therefore believed that she “owed” you sex. That the audience you perform this for then applauds your wit(?) and the comedian, who finds this “peak Gurgaon content” hilarious, shares the joy with millions of his followers.