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Robert Chan

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Writer, Yahoo TV — Yahoo
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Writer for Yahoo TV. Podcaster and mal vivant.

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Nov 20, 2017

The stockbroker became an Asian priest so he’d never have to give up his Tao jones.

Nov 20, 2017

“...blame on all sides.” -Trump tweeting about the Sharon Tate murders later today

Nov 19, 2017

Sad that the new freeway bisects the street running through South Central, but my mother told me never to cry over split MLK.

Nov 18, 2017

Trump has lowered the bar so much, simply admitting guilt now counts as punishment. “Adolf ... six million Jews?” “I have been remorseful.” “And...?” “Now it’s time for me to listen.” “You’re the real hero here, Adolf.”

Nov 13, 2017

That sushi place only has one menu item - smoked salmon, celery, and panda meat - so if you go, you gotta take its Lox, Stalk, and Bear Roll.

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