The Italians have a saying: "La farina del diavolo va in crusca." Translation: The devil's flour turns to chaff. Essentially, if you're going to do something, you should do it right. As Oscar winner and "Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School" host Mo'Nique says, "When you do clownery, the clown comes back to bite." Don't do clownery. And never, under any circumstances, use the devil's flour to make fresh pasta.