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RT @TexasMonthly: In a perfect world, truck ads would feature middle-aged accountants, bankers, dentists, and lawyers loading and unl…
The Ford F-150 King Ranch® Edition is not bigger than Rhode Island (Fact: The actual King Ranch is bigger than Rhode Island), but it is a whole lot of truck, especially for a big-city lawyer trying to hitch up in a tight parking garage space. 
PSA: Don’t forget to wear green for @jordanbreal’s birthday today. HBD, Wanderer! 🍺 ☘️
RT @wdavidcaldwell: Here’s @TexasMonthly responding to readers and being hilarious. Thanks. And thanks to Bill; I couldn’t agree more a…
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