If you had told me at the end of last year that the first major public debate of 2026 in Luxembourg would be about toilets… honestly, I would have believed you because, at this point, the world has become a rather absurd spectacle indeed. Before I go any further, I want to make clear that I will not be discussing whether LGBTQIA+ topics belong in schools. I’m sorry, but I am simply not willing to give this complete non-issue any more attention than it has already received.