Doug Elfman

How To Honor The Dead Of 9/11 Press enter or click to view image in full size 9/11. Here's to the heroes which includes all of us but especially first responders and medical people and researchers and teachers who had to raise kids at the time (because there are so many shitty parents who don't raise their own kids). Plus the good parents at the time were the heroes. And almost none of the politicians except Bernie was a hero.

Doug Elfman · Follow 3 min read · -- In 1976, my mom took me to the Democratic headquarters in Athens Georgia to celebrate Jimmy Carter’s victory. That was my political awakening as a little kid. Later, I found out in history class Carter was one of the only presidents who didn’t wage war. As Carter said: "We kept our country at peace. We never went to war. We never dropped a bomb. We never fired a bullet.

Fuck Apple and fuck Google. I switch from suck-ass iPhones to suck-ass Google phones every year or two, just to get the stink of one of them off of me, while I return to the stink of the other. First up: Apple. Things that suck about iPhone: 1) Animations slow everything down. Android has animations, but you can go into the developer options and turn them completely off and this makes Android phones seem a million times faster and more efficient than clunky ass iPhones.