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@vinaymenon — 2,418 followers, 567 tweets

@smithjoanna A rising temptress once stole my wallet in Hawaii. Scarier than climate change.
@oclsc @dmrider @mattgallowaycbc Good question. I have no idea. For the bow ties alone, Matt is emoji-worthy.
@jenwilson Jesus. Your feet look like they're from the future.
@kevin_mcgran Now they just need a Director of Stop Sucking So Bad.
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