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@vinaymenon — 2,404 followers, 567 tweets

Mar 12, 2016

@smithjoanna A rising temptress once stole my wallet in Hawaii. Scarier than climate change.

Nov 28, 2015

@oclsc @dmrider @mattgallowaycbc Good question. I have no idea. For the bow ties alone, Matt is emoji-worthy.

Jun 13, 2015

@jenwilson Jesus. Your feet look like they're from the future.

Jun 01, 2015

@kevin_mcgran Now they just need a Director of Stop Sucking So Bad.

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