I was reminded recently of the old saying many of us heard from our mothers: “Don’t put anything in your ear smaller than your elbow.” Of course, few of us keep this command perfectly. Q tips, bobby pins, fingers, match sticks, and the occasional bead somehow find their way into many an ear canal. Recently, I got a call from a worst-case scenario of this transgression. A young lady had been rushing around doing a few things while simultaneously cleaning her ear canal with a Q tip.