Seattle and me. (Michael Jensen) Nice try, Seattle. You’re a sly dog, aren’t you? You know that Brent and I used to live here, and that once upon a time, I was madly in love with you. Which is why, during our most recent visit to the city, you really pulled out all the stops trying to lure me back. You came striding out of Puget Sound sporting James Bond swim trunks, flashing your glistening pecs, and looking as seductive as I’ve ever seen you.