I write a bit. Business editor for @frontiermag writing about travel retail. Usually found on stage. Jokes are often someone else's, views are always mine.

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@chrismads — 1,321 followers, 15,840 tweets

"It's all very dodgy." "Did you say it's all very Dobby?" "No she said it's all very dogging." "I said dodgy. It's not my fault you all reverted to dogging." "I reverted to Dobby." "That's not better." #overheard #NewsroomQuotes https://t.co/IrvYpwEU5E
RT @AnnaKendrick47: Dear Yahoo: how do I get to this timeline where I've slept with Enrique Iqlesias please and thank you. https://t.co/4mmA2i7dse
#TBT to wishing I was strolling round #Prague with a cup of gluvine and a Trdelník  http://bit.ly/2DofYR7  https://t.co/vL0018Ew0o
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