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Dan Hopper

Los Angeles, CA
Editor, Cracked

Cracked, formerly CollegeHumor, formerly AIM profiles. Never not making this exact expression.

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@DanHopp — 10,025 followers, 14,371 tweets

I wrote one of those terrible profiles of Trump voters in Coal Country that every paper insists on publishing daily:  https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ive-been-asking-trump-voters-every-couple-seconds-if-they-still-support-the-president 
Thank god we didn't have social media when I was a teen or everyone would know every band is overrated
I'm the guy who puts the Michael Jackson popcorn GIF into every single comment thread. I am constantly eating popcorn and anticipating all of the excellent comments
@InternetHippo We've called this press conference to again reassure the American people that our president's organs did not plop down into his gut while making a slow fart sound, please keep investing
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