Dan Szymborski on Muck Rack

Dan Szymborski

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Baseball Analyst — ESPN

ESPN baseball analyst, eSports, talkative, exasperated. Nerd of the people. Hearthstone/Overwatch DSzymborski@gmail. Digital Dandy. BBWAA. ZiPSetician.

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@williedills The amusing thing is that the traditional sports have a great deal of rng; it's the no-rng games that are the outliers.
Maybe four-minus-four-times-the-probability-of-making-the-shot just to keep the scales more normal.
Just once, I want to watch a basketball game in which all baskets are worth 1-minus-the-probability-of-making-that-shot.
A sad night as the grinding noises of hard drive death and a red x descended upon my ipod classic. Rather than pay through the nose for another decade-old one, looks like it's time for some compact flash or mSATA surgery.
RT @adamveile: @DSzymborski I picture as 90s computer crime in Philly as taking the batteries from a Game Boy and throwing them at Santa.
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