Hi! I’m Aaron, your radiologist tech! I’m going to look inside your body now. It’s like seeing you naked, but even more compromising. I’ll immediately learn invaluable and often extremely time sensitive information about your health. Will I tell you? Hahaha. No. That’s between me, my ultrasound device covered in warm goo, and my grainy, uninterpretable black and white monitor that hasn’t been updated since 1996 even though movies are like basically in 6D now.