Three highballs and I think I'm St. Francis of Assisi.

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@joshbearman — 5,379 followers, 5,901 tweets

Jun 24, 2017

RT @robdelaney: Hi there. I'm Mitch McConnell. When I'm not having disabled people arrested for protesting a bill that will kill th…

Jun 23, 2017

Can't wait for fall so I can get into these new ex-con-core looks.

Jun 23, 2017

Ah, the naive charm of 70s commercials, when they demonstrated specifically how to use your weird action figure. 

Jun 23, 2017

Fact: FedEx delivery procedure specifies that drivers should take 3 right turns instead of taking 1 left turn.

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