Is this you? As a journalist, you can create a free Muck Rack account to customize your profile, list your contact preferences, and upload a portfolio of your best work.
Claim your profile
Articles by Max Davison
A Daughter Goes Through Her Dead Millennial Father’s Storage Unit
2 hours ago It may be known for its trends, but K-beauty's skin care philosophy is timeless. K-beauty may be best known for Gen Z “get ready with me” reels, but it’s also well suited for mature skin. Long before all the trends, Korean skin care centered on hydration, repair and prevention, which are often …
The UN Commission Report on Peak Goggins
We stand before the world with a dire warning. Unless we, as a united front, address this generational crisis, we risk permanently exhausting one of our greatest resources. Our findings are shocking and sobering, but hopefully, this will inspire world governments to make substantive changes. For if we continue at this current rate, our scientists fear that we will hit Peak Walton Goggins within the next year and a half, if not sooner. Goggins is a gem—a true icon.
The Golden Ticket Survivors Support Group
So I go to my usual coffee place and the girl behind the counter recommends their cold-pressed juice. And this month's special? Blueberry. I could see in her eyes that she recognized me. Mercifully I walked out before making too much of a scene. For everyone telling me to get over it? Remember that I was juiced! As a child! That is a sentence that no one should ever have to say. Imagine what that does to someone. And the fact that Wonka even had a human juicing apparatus on hand is a sign of sociopathy.
HBO’s Sensitivity Reading for Entourage
We at HBO recognize that our audience’s values have evolved. Similar to the recent edits of Agatha Christie and Roald Dahl, we will be revising our older shows with dated attitudes and values that do not reflect the current state of the world. This network has a responsibility to protect our viewers from the narrow-minded opinions of the past, which is why our first sensitivity reading will be of a generation-defining classic from a bygone era, Entourage.
The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
“The new Republican governor of Arkansas, Sarah Sanders, said the move to ban critical race theory in public schools in her state was a preventative measure… ‘Our teachers absolutely need to teach our history,’ Sanders said, ‘but they shouldn’t teach our kids and our students ideas to hate this country and to give a false premise about who we are and what we’re about.
Clark Kent, We Have Updated Your Ancestry DNA Results!
Dear Mr. Kent, Thanks to recent advances in our DNA sequencing technology, we have re-evaluated your sample and your ethnicity profile has changed. Genetics is a constantly evolving science, and we can now provide a clearer picture of your unique origins.
A Letter to My past Self, Currently Caught in a Time Travel Paradox
Hey, Dave. Dave here. Well, to be more accurate I’m Dave 6 and you’re Dave 2, but you haven’t gotten around to labeling us yet. I know it’s confusing. Trust me. I’ve been there. If you’re reading this, it means that you wandered into the abandoned lab, pressed the green button, wound up 24 hours in the past, and now you’re watching another version of yourself go through the same day. Not to spoil anything, but you’re going to press that button again in an ill-advised attempt at fixing things.
Autopsy Report - Cause of Death: Toxic Masculinity
Marin County Coroner’s Office Name of Deceased: McDowell, Trent Sex: Male Age: 31 T.O.D: 9:31 PM Body identified by: The woman the deceased was dating (not “his girlfriend.” See supplementary notes for details) EXTERNAL EXAMINATION: The victim was wearing a Brooks Brothers blazer over a throwback Oakland Raiders jersey (#75, Howie Long). Upon removal of the deceased’s clothes, I detected an odor of Tom Ford Noir cologne, applied liberally.
Kickstarter Update #37 - Our 3D Printed Water Bottles and Co-founder Are Being Held Hostage by Pirates
Dear Backers/Fellow Dream Chasers, Fourteen months ago, you declared that not only did you want a custom printed BPA-free water bottle, but you also agreed with the values and vision of H2ODNA. The good news is that we have finally manufactured every single bottle and they are truly amazing. There is one minor hiccup, however: Nicaraguan pirates have abducted the completed shipment as well as our co-founder, Eric Steen-Dailey. But do not worry.
HR’s Response to the Always Be Closing Speech from “Glengarry Glen Ross”
Dear Mr. Blake, My office has received numerous complaints in response to Tuesday’s speech to the sales team RE: the Glengarry leads. These troubling accusations detail verbal abuse, workplace bullying, emasculation, damage to self-esteem, and the overall fostering of a hostile and cutthroat work environment, all of which flies in the face of the core values of Mitch & Murray Real Estate.
David Foster Wallace Writes CVS Receipts
CVS PHARMACY Transaction #3187420 CVS Nasal Decongestant[1] – $17.89 Starbucks[2] Doubleshot Vanilla – $2.77 Gillette shaving cream – $7.99[3] 2x Right Guard deodorant[4] – $5.49 Advil, 60 ct[5] – $4.69 Neutrogena facial cleanser[6] – $5.99 Total: $44.82 Cash[7] transaction – Paid $50.00 Change: $5.18 Trip summary – Today you saved: 18% Thank you[8]! [1] Allergies have been a constant issue for Hal ever since a family trip to Puget Sound twenty years ago prompted his esophagus to close up.
The Amazing World of Gumball 2017 Grab Bag Special #1'
On CBR.com Trending Latest Comic Books
Texting with Women Edition.
#1: “Hey, Jeremy. I had a nice time on Saturday too. Thanks for drinks.” This text message ends in a , a punctuation mark that denotes the conclusion of a declarative statement. Forgoing punctuation is too open-ended, so some women utilize periods when they wish to bring the sentence to a full stop. The sense of finality could connote that she is done with you after the first date. While she does not offer any follow-ups, it is important to note that there are no question marks in the text.
Show More
loading
Actions
Is this you?
As a journalist, you can create a free Muck Rack account to customize your profile, list your contact preferences, and upload a portfolio of your best work.Get in touch with Max
Contact Max, search articles and posts on X, monitor coverage, and track replies from one place.
Learn more about Muck Rack