Family is everything in Colombia. So, as a 53-year old white woman, I am frequently asked, “How many children do you have?” “None,” I say. This is never a satisfactory response. In fact, many people assume I misunderstood the question entirely, so they follow up with the same question. When I repeat the same response, a perplexed look comes across their face, typically followed by a look of pity. “But why?” they want to know. “I’m allergic to children,” I tell them.