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@valisbury — 1,078 followers, 6,705 tweets

Aug 23, 2017

Told m' bud a riddle that's supposed to tell if yr a sociopath. He failed, hard. Then I was like, guess I'm having dinner with a sociopath.

Aug 21, 2017

RT @DOGGEAUX: this guy was typing out a takedown of vice when suddenly a giant crab broke down his door and attacked him before h…

Aug 21, 2017

I can confirm that the worst place to be like, ever, is a bar on the UWS on the first day of Columbia Business School

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