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Brandy Jensen

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Don’t Forget The Nails

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By Brandy Jensen
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Most people think of the tits. That’s understandable, given they would enter a room some not-insignificant amount of time before the rest of her. But there was also the hair, often high enough to occupy a distinct micro-climate, or the rhinestones, which reflected enough light to obscure everything save the tits and the hair. Saying Dolly Parton had a signature look is a bit like saying water has a signature wetness. What she had was a constitutive way of being.
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A Brief Consideration Of Some Fictional Big Boys

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By Brandy Jensen
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Reacher is back, and in the first few episodes of Season 4 our enormous friend seems to be in fine form. He's smooshing guys in libraries, escaping a CIA blacksite, and making sure a tiny kitten finds a good home. While Reacher may be our current moment's most beloved answer to the question "What if a guy was really big?" he is by no means the only one. Plenty of authors have explored the possibilities inherent in hugeness. Fantasy writers in particular are enamored of this device.
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Should I Sell My Ludicrously Valuable World Cup Ticket?

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By Brandy Jensen
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Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we're talking money, U2, lasagna, and more. Hello! I'm happy to be back guest-hosting the Funbag while Drew is off. Let's get to it. Adam: So I was lucky enough to get lottery tickets to the Round of 32 in "the San Francisco Bay Area Stadium." (As an aside, fuck FIFA.) Since USA clinched the group with Paraguy's miracle win over Turkey, the value of my ticket is over ten times what i paid for it.
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