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Dennard Dayle

Brooklyn
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"Local prankster." -NBC. Wrote "How to Dodge a Cannonball," out soon via @HenryHolt. Wrote “Everything Abridged," out now. Chaos vendor at @1900hotdog.
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Meet the Secretary of Fertility

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By Dennard Dayle
| McSweeney's Verified
What exactly is the Department of Fertility? It’s the future of American boning. The sunburnt half of the map’s outbanged us for too long. We’re making the nasty hotter. Faster. Less protected. And this is an official, taxpayer-funded move? Yup. Today, at least. You know how the boss is; I might be gone next week. Honestly, it keeps the pressure off. I’m here for however long I’m here. Kind of like playing unranked.
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I’ll Pay Twenty Thousand Dollars to Skip Your Jazz Show

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By Dennard Dayle
| The New Yorker Verified
RE: Live Jazz w/ Johann & the Avant-Guard @ Vodou Bill’s Hey, Johann, Headlining’s a big step, and I’m proud of you. You’ve planned to go solo for ages—since quitting your first band. It’s a shame that moody egoists also ran the next three. But now you’re in front, and you’re finally free—unlike Brooklyn rent. To stay in jazz’s capital, you’ll need an investor or a dead parent. And your mom jogs. So what I’m saying is, I’ll pay you twenty thousand dollars to let me stay home.
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Extra Evil - Voyage.01

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By Dennard Dayle
| extra-evil.com
Extra Evil — 4 min read My normal notes say "Haunted cruise into the sun." Sure. Omens Welcome to hype barons. I missed a good game. I didn't miss a good fight. We're victorious and negotiating and surrender. Game controversy got dumber. Aaron Sorkin didn't have a big tech in his trophy case already. Email sent! Check your inbox to complete your signup. Mirage A luxury car chills by the Berlin Wall. Announcements This is your captain, somehow.
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