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Unsung Heroes of Fatherhood

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By Wendi Aarons Verified, Johanna Gohmann
| McSweeney's Verified
Brandon Jackson, who not only found his wallet without blaming his entire family for losing it, but also found it in the pants he was wearing. Eric Hughes, who, while listening to his wife’s entire twenty-two-minute story about how rude Lauren always is at book club, did not offer a suggestion for how to fix the problem. He just nodded and said, “Wow, unbelievable,” at all the right moments.
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An Excerpt from Johanna Gohmann and Emily Flake’s New Book All Toddlers Are Scorpios

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By Johanna Gohmann, Emily Flake
| McSweeney's Verified
- - - McSweeney’s contributor Johanna Gohmann channels the chaos and charm of life with a toddler into All Toddlers Are Scorpios a hilarious astrology guide illustrated by cartoonist (and McSweeney’s contributor) Emily Flake. We’re thrilled to share an excerpt today from the book’s opening chapter. All Toddlers Are Scorpios is out now and available at your nearest bookseller.
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Welcome to Blast Zone 66

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By Johanna Gohmann
| McSweeney's Verified
Welcome to Blast Zone 66, Brooklyn’s ultimate adventure gym/future site of a grim 20/20 news segment. We’re the only place in the city where you can pay between $63-$74 to watch your children come perilously close to spinal injuries and hepatitis A—all to the booming hits of Marshmello. ATTRACTIONS Our cavernous, bright purple playspace is truly a kid’s wonderland/ a manifestation of darkest parental nightmares.
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