On a scale of Kalamazoo to the Bronx Zoo, where does The Daily Show’sJordan Klepper fit? This is NYQ, a series in which we find out how “New York” notable New Yorkers really are. How many years have you lived in New York? I’ve lived in New York City 16 years. You could make one subway etiquette rule law — what would it be? Warn tourists. When there is an empty car, you don’t go into the poop car, or the vomit car, or the tragedy car. We should feel obliged to tell them, “It is not your place.